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Happy Robot Shatter 1g
$30.00Add to cartMass industrialization and the digitalization of our daily lives has left us feeling like a cog in machine so large that no-one remember it’s purpose anymore. Sometime the mind numbing reality sets in and time begins to work against us! But never fear for the science can save us from science once again- enter this …
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Space Monkey Shatter 1g
$35.00Add to cartGrown in space by actual monkeys and teleported back to earth using only the power of monkey imagination. Not only was this product grown and transported by monkeys, but the whole idea for it’s existence was conceived by monkeys, the spacecraft and facilities built by monkeys and all plants grown and harvested by monkeys. Please …
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House Special Shatter 1g
$20.00Add to cartAlways on sale this no frills shatter won’t win any awards at the damn connoisseur festivals but hell it does the job, it tasted quite nice and packs a serious wallop, though it may not cause you to write a letter to your aunt in Oshawa about how fantastic it is, but you will probably …
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It is budder that’s just a stupid name, but actually it’s not budder sorry to get you excited but it’s purely fictional in fact that may just be a bit of paint in that jar I have no idea as I just copied the photo from elsewhere, but you get the idea.
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Nutter Budder 1g
$30.00Add to cartTruly insane? this budder will have you crawling out of your skull and undulating across the floor through thralls of mental crescendo unifying those awareness synapses and amplifying the intelligence we dare not speak of.
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Serious Slabs 100mg x4
$40.00Add to cartWarning not for the faint of heart these slabs contain enough THC to drop a horse. Intended to be cut into appropriate doses, it wont kill you but you wont remember a thing after one or two shots because no amount is ever that effective…If anyone out there knows what can be used as fuel …
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Caramel Fudge Brownie 80mg
$10.00Add to cartget high and delicious brownies laced with heavy dose (80mg) of thc chocolatey delicious potent fatty protein. You’ll be greeted by an almost perfect mix between creamy, buttery goodness (from the addition) and a touch bitter edge from some sharp tasting tannin which is added during baking to accentuate that very nice crisp bite on …
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Read moreHigh quality marijuana products. Online purveyor of cannabis, pre-roll joints, edibles, weed, concentrates and high turpene high cannibinoid extracts. High quality medicine, medicine quality high. Drug to be smoked or vaporized only for medical treatment in state with approved doctor’s recommendation. “I get to deliver my message straight up on the shelves in an open …
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Orange Clown Fumes
$20.00Add to cartProudly flared with orange strands resembling thick rope chains, this highly bred plant resembles sacharine humoreks with obsessive strands of hybrid hydraxis stimuli. the forment emphasis of tri-cotyl essense reveals a complex layer of unconscious pleasure-optics and sub levels of relaxation
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Liquid Crystal Ghost
$20.00Add to cartSignificant understanding stole the goods, and small mercies test the thesis that your theorem would unleash. The flow of quizzes is always one floor above you, and you heard the crack echo in the late afternoon about a mile away. Your heart started racing and you bolted into a full sprint. “It wasn’t a gunshot, …
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Kermit Kush
$20.00Add to cartThe Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog, actually it may have been a horse that looked more like a Great Dane. He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea, Iguanas were falling out of the trees. But at the end …
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Atomic Zombie Girl Scout
$20.00Add to cartShe couldn’t decide of the bottle was half empty or half full so she drank it. It was either making her feel very small or very large, so she did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched. Meanwhile in the backyard the tree fell unexpectedly short, and although it wasn’t …
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